first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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