People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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