chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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