Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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