is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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