Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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