He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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