So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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