im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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