I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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