Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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