Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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