So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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