I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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