Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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