with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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