no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so let's talk penis.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
