I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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