For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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