that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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