yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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