Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
