I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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