The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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