I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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