no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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