But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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