quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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