Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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