shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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