So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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