This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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