Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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