It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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