i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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