So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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