Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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