Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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