We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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