How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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