i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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