I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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