playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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