I wanna bring you to show and tell
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There r osticjed everywhere
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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