This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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