she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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