The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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