I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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