We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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