yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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